So, you know how I feature awesome book titles from The Monkey's Paw from time to time? Well, this one takes the cake.
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS -- A STUDY OF WET DREAMS
Haldeman-Julius Publications, Girard, KS, 1948.
And this one's pretty fantastique:
THE ITCH AND WHAT TO DO BESIDES SCRATCHING
Rodale Books, Emmaus, PA, 1971.
Available just in time for the Holidays! You're welcome.